What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you home!!!
Whats a blonde's idea of safe sex ? .......locking the car door
What do you call a blonde virgin?...........non existant
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button ?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito ?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
What does a blonde an a computer have in common ?
You never appreciate either one until they go down on you.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic ?
We know how many went down on the Titanic.
How do you tell if a blonde is sexually satisfied ?
Who cares.
What do Blondes and condoms have in common?
They're either on your dick or in your wallet!
What do Blondes and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
Once you eat the breasts and thighs, you're left with a Greasy Box!
What do a bleached Blonde and a 747 have in common?
They both have little black boxes.
What do most guys say after having sex with a blonde ?
Next.
How is a Blonde different from a limousine?
Not everyone has been in a limo.
What does a Blonde put behind her ears to attract men?
Her ankles.
What do you give the Blonde that has everything?
Penicillin.
What do a Blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
Do you know the difference between a Blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
What do u call a blonde with pony tails?
A blowjob with handles.
What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme ?
Mumpme Dumpme.
What is the best thing about getting a blowjob from a blonde ?
The ten minutes of silence.
How can you tell if your blonde wife is dead ?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What does a blonde and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They both swallow a lot of semen.
How do you fit four Blondes on a bar stool?
Flip it over.
Whats the difference between when a guy talks dirty to you and when a blonde talks dirty to you?
$3.99 a minute.
Why is a blondes max speed 68?
Beacuase blonde's blow a rod at 69.
Why do blondes ware tampons with extra large strings?
So the crabs can go bungee jumping.
Did you hear about the new paint called Blonde?
It's not very bright but spreads easily.
How does a blonde hold her licker?
By the ears.
What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing bords legs are hard to open.
What did the blonde say after multipule orgasms?
Go Team!
What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
All you can eat for under a buck!
